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Wednesday, August 23rd, 2017 07:00 am
a photo of a dog laying on his beach bed near his owner- cover for a story about a place just for dogs

Croatia's only beach bar for dogs have quite the menu for the pups. It's definitely a special treat when a specialty brewed beer is made for the dogs! Before you get worried, this is not your ordinary beer. This beer is made from chicken and vegetables, and for dessert…. Well they've got some ice cream made from banana's, peanuts, yoghurt and soy milk! Owners along with their very excited and happy dogs can each get a sun bed, and take a refreshing dive in the blue Adriatic waters.

While dogs can relax on the beach, they also can partake in different activities, such as swimming and diving competitions, or an eating contest between dogs

Monty's Dog Beach bar in Crikvenica opened last year and is the only bar of it's kind in the Adriatic country, and it's a place you have to visit! Just look at all the fun these pups are having!

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Tagged: dogs , story , funny
Wednesday, August 23rd, 2017 01:00 pm

Posted by Jen

Attn Parents: This post is not appropriate for young children. Or adults, really, but I won't tell if you won't.  

Since I know you're curious about the behind-the-scenes workings here at Cake Wrecks, I thought I'd provide you with the actual dialogue between me and John while discussing a cake.

This cake:

Ready? Here goes.


Me: [calling to other room] "Hey, you don't know any vibrator puns, do you?"

John: [crossing the distance in approximately .7 seconds] "What are you working on?"

Me: "Oh, it's this one. I've got the 'bad vibe' thing going for the title, but now I'm at a loss. What else do you call these things? Do you know any euphemisms?"

John: [staring] "What's it supposed to be?"

Me: "Beats me. It just looks like a giant pink finger."

[both of us pause]

Me: "Hey, I bet that's one."

John: [unable to speak due to laughter]

John: [getting his breath back] "You HAVE to write this down."

Annnnd that's about it. By the way, I feel this is an excellent time to mention that, yes indeedy, we actually get paid now to do this. Living' the dream, people. We're livin' the dream.

Oh, and neither Lis B. nor I have any idea what that cake is supposed to be. However, since it was in the "kids cakes" gallery on the bakery's website I'm guessing it's probably some perfectly innocent character from a cartoon or something. No doubt many of you are preparing to point this out in the comments, too, so that the rest of us look like pervy malcontents. So, you know, I've got that to look forward to.

Livin' the dream, man. Livin'. The. Dream.

*****

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Tuesday, August 22nd, 2017 07:44 pm

⌈ Secret Post #3884 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 34 secrets from Secret Submission Post #555.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
Tuesday, August 22nd, 2017 03:00 pm
new book for cat lovers

Cats have held human fascination for thousands of years, from the Ancient Egypt feline warrior goddess Bastet to modern YouTube videos of kittens riding on a Roomba. The History of Cats in 101 Objects is a fun, fact-filled visual history of the human relationship with cats. The book covers topics such as: the adoration of cats throughout history, the evolution of the domestic cat and rise of the indoor cat, Contemporary cat obsessions and products perfect for every feline fanatic.
This charming book also delves into how cats have slinked their way into some of our most lasting works of literature, films, television and other pop culture, and it explores the mesmerizing behaviors we adore, from swatting balls of yarn to taking cat naps in strange places.
The perfect book for anyone who has a fluffy-yet-infuriating feline companion of their own. If interested, you can buy it HERE for 14.99$.





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Tagged: history , book , Cats
Tuesday, August 22nd, 2017 01:00 pm
a picture of a purple poodle dressed in 70's gear - cover for a story about a women being told she's putting her dog in danger but she herself is a trained professional.

We all know that people love to take their pups to the groomers. They come back looking relaxed, adorable and ready for anything. Groomers are told how to style dogs and you trust them. You trust them to be patient and attentive to your best friend. They are trained professionals. So when owner and dog-groomer got accused of "embarrassing" her dog by the Kennel Club, she hit back.

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Tagged: dogs , Dog Grooming , story , funny