cat_77: Picture of Ghost with booze (SGA waste)
cat_77 ([personal profile] cat_77) wrote2009-02-06 01:49 pm
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Stuck at work. I think I can actually feel my mind atrophying right now. Maybe it would be more interesting if I had gotten more than 2 hours of sleep last night?

Anyone want to start a flame war or something to make things more interesting?

[livejournal.com profile] threnodyjones - U TOTALLY KNOW RAY X RAWKS MORE THAN RAY Y.

[identity profile] threnodyjones.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, because Ray X has ROCKS for BRAINS! Ray X is so dumb he couldn't catch a donut in the precinct! And he's probably the one who told you how to spell 'rocks'!

[identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
He doesn't catch donuts, he catches bad guys, unlike Ray Y. Plus, you know, he eats real food so he can keep up with his partner on those long, no-longer-chilly nights.

RAWKS - Ray Always Will Kick Some - as in ass, as in Ray Y's.

[identity profile] threnodyjones.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
The only thing Ray X kicks are puppies in his desperate attempts to set kittens on fire! Dief doesn't even want anything to do with him because he KNOWS Ray Y is where it's at!

[identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Ray Y's with the puppies and kittens, you mean - because it's the only place he will ever get loved! Dief leaves Ray X alone because he knows Fraser will send him to the pound if he messes with his man!

[identity profile] threnodyjones.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
And yet Dief has never been under threat from the pound by Ray Y! Y? Because Ray Y actually knows how to be nice to people and they like him, unlike other Ray's who make Fraser BREAK THE LAW.

Ray Y: Because Nobody Else Cares About Fraser's Honor Like He Does.

Puppies and kittens swoon over Ray Y because they know he's a friend when they're in need. Unlike Ray X, who just sets them on fire.

[identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You know Fraser only breaks the law FOR LOVE. And Ray Y never threatened the puppies and kittens with the pound because THEY NEVER MAKE IT THAT FAR. By the time he's done with them, they're praying for Animal Control.

Ray Y only cares about taking Fraser's honor and smashing it to the cold hard ground!

Ray X only ever set one puppy on fire and it was the RABID DOG THAT WAS RAY Y!

[identity profile] threnodyjones.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
The only Animal Control they pray for is for the truck to run Ray X down, then back over him and run him down again. They know that Ray Y is their guide to safety and loving families!

NO REAL LOVE WOULD MAKE FRASER DEBASE HIMSELF LIKE THAT! Ray Y knows that and Ray X is just a degenerate criminal lowlife who would turn Fraser into a crack addicted whore to further his own ends!

[identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Only because Ray Y has convinced the poor things that the torture he inflicts is love - JUST LIKE HE DID WITH FRASER.

It took Ray X MONTHS to convince Fraser to love again, to break the law by kicking the lowlife that was RAY Y to the curb and working with the mob just enough to tell them it was Ray Y who stole their crack and blamed him for it, forcing him to perform unspeakable acts to get his fix.

RAY X WAS/IS/FOREVER SHALL BE HIS SAVIOR!

[identity profile] threnodyjones.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD! Now Ray X is using EXPERIMENTAL LSD BRAINWASHING techniques on Fraser!

Not only is he criminal lowlife scum, now he's messing with Fraser's HEAD to destroy the truest and purest love HE HAS EVER KNOWN, and that's WITH RAY Y!

Ray Y's love shall PERSEVERE because even Ray X's black, evil soul is not enough to DESTROY the unabashed BEAUTY and PURENESS of Ray Y's love!

[identity profile] threnodyjones.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[pause for meta]

Seriously, now I've got this completely hilarious picture in my head of Ray X keeping Fraser locked up in some seedy Chicago slum basement, tied up with like, a couple of loops of rope around a chair, Dief trapped in a doggie version of an iron maiden and wacktastic movie images flashing on a wall to recondition Fraser's brain.

[end meta break]

[identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. When you said "crack whore" I was totally picturing Fraser in the dress with smeared lipstick and trails of white powder.

[identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
HE DOES WHAT HE HAS TO DO TO TRY TO BREAK RAY Y'S VICIOUS HOLD ON HIS TENDER PSYCHE.

THE ONLY THING PURE ABOUT RAY Y'S LOVE IS THE CUT OF COKE HE FORCES INTO FRASER ON A NIGHTLY BASIS.

[identity profile] threnodyjones.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I officially have to take a 5 minute break because I'm about to start laughing too hard here in my cube...

[identity profile] threnodyjones.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
IF RAY Y EVER HAD TO SINK THAT LOW, AT LEAST HE WOULD USE THE PURE STUFF!

Unlike Ray X, who scrapes the bottom of the tanker trying to get the remnants of the crud that's fallen off the boots of the dock workers unloading, then mixes it with additives like rat poison and bleach. RAY X TRIES TO KILL FRASER!

[identity profile] threnodyjones.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
omg, thank you.

[identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Pure stuff he got at the price of Fraiser's virtue!

YOU SEEM TO HAVE A LOT OF INFO ON HOW TO MAKE A LITTLE BIT OF COKE GO A LONG WAY. DID RAY Y TEACH YOU THAT?

Am I a bad person for thinking that at least Ray X will benefit from all the sexual experience Ray Y is teaching him to get his crack?

[identity profile] threnodyjones.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
NO I LEARNED IT FROM RAY X'S MOM BECAUSE IT'S WHAT SHE USED TO FEED HIM IN HIS BABY BOTTLE!

And your coke-slinging ways won't distract from the fact that Ray X is a perverted freak who uses Fraser like a snotty kleenex, unlike Ray Y who treats Fraser with RESPECT!

No, because it just means that you admit Ray Y is totally better in the sack than Ray X. *nods*

[identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
SHE LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING RAY Y'S MOM AND USED IT AGAINST RAY Y, NOT HER PRECIOUS BABY BOY. SHE AND RAY Y'S MOM BOTH TRIED TO END THE HIDEOUSNESS THAT IS RAY Y'S LIFE BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED.

Ray Y's version of respect is to toss a cardboard box on the floor for Fraser to kneel on while giving head to all the anonymous dealers.

No, because Ray Y didn't actually teach him anything. All the dealers and johns he lined up to get his smack from taught Fraser the new and interesting ways to please a man because Ray Y couldn't get it up long enough to do anything other than CRY.

[identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. No prob. On may way home from work now, so won't be posting for a bit. Thank you for making a long boring afternoon so much more fun.