Dear Co-Workers

I am fine with "Jeans Friday" becoming "Casual Friday" becoming "Just Try Not to Embarrass Us or Yourself Friday," really I am.  My only complaint is that perhaps, while working in a professional banking department, one should not wear their pit-stained shrunken jerseys from various teams with a torn t-shirt underneath.  I will admit it is better than wearing too short t-shirts that do not quite cover a belly full of the ribs you ate at your desk while using your desk blotter as a napkin, but not by much.

No, I am not naming names.  You know who you are.

Yes, I am serious about the ribs thing.