Pissed, to say the least

Hey you, little blonde bitch in the white convertible with license plate VBK 047, spewing exhaust as you cut in front of me on the 35W river bridge about 5:45 pm tonight. You know that little thing you held outside your driver's side window and chucked backwards? Yeah, it hit my windshield and dented it right on the driver's side, right at eye level. Fuck you.

Apologies to those on my f-list offended by my language but, really, there's no excuse for this shit.