Stumbled across this by coincidence, I guess, but OMG! That was so funny. Laughed all the way through! *lol*

I really loved that you wrote it from Alain's POV. I never realised how weird it must seem for an outsider... all the bantering and bickering! Now, I do... *lol*

“He eats babies too. Had one for supper just last night.”

Just brilliant! Poor Alain! *lol*