In April I set drag_on_king's puppy on fire (-66 points). In August I helped threnodyjones see the light (8 points). In November I put gum in amycat1959's hair (-12 points). In March I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Thursday I gave johnnym77 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1032 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!