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Conspiracy Theory Time!
System’s down more than up here at work, LJ doesn’t want to work with crap, various pages from various sites are refusing to work. What does all this mean? It’s conspiracy theory time!
Current Theory:
In preparation of next week’s elections, the government is tracking usage and/or shutting down information routes to make sure the vote is corrupted. We won’t see the results until after they are made official and no one can complain about manipulation until it’s too late. There may or may not be pages being created to "support" the winning candidate at this very moment. But, like most things tainted by the govenment, it's all failing miserably and this is what we are left with.
Or, you know, the backbone’s down.
Please note – whenever I mention a conspiracy theory, I’m not actually serious. This one was brought on by frustration and sugar.
Current Theory:
In preparation of next week’s elections, the government is tracking usage and/or shutting down information routes to make sure the vote is corrupted. We won’t see the results until after they are made official and no one can complain about manipulation until it’s too late. There may or may not be pages being created to "support" the winning candidate at this very moment. But, like most things tainted by the govenment, it's all failing miserably and this is what we are left with.
Or, you know, the backbone’s down.
Please note – whenever I mention a conspiracy theory, I’m not actually serious. This one was brought on by frustration and sugar.
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*ducks behind a lead lined desk*
*tiny tiny font* They're watching us.
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*nods*
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Oh, good. For a moment, I was worried you were turning into a Ron Paul fan. :D
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