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cat_77 ([personal profile] cat_77) wrote2008-10-27 01:59 pm

Conspiracy Theory Time!

System’s down more than up here at work, LJ doesn’t want to work with crap, various pages from various sites are refusing to work. What does all this mean? It’s conspiracy theory time!

Current Theory:
In preparation of next week’s elections, the government is tracking usage and/or shutting down information routes to make sure the vote is corrupted. We won’t see the results until after they are made official and no one can complain about manipulation until it’s too late. There may or may not be pages being created to "support" the winning candidate at this very moment. But, like most things tainted by the govenment, it's all failing miserably and this is what we are left with.

Or, you know, the backbone’s down.

Please note – whenever I mention a conspiracy theory, I’m not actually serious. This one was brought on by frustration and sugar.

[identity profile] dreamscape20.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I approve this message.

*ducks behind a lead lined desk*
*tiny tiny font* They're watching us.

[identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
*nods* They truly, truly are.

[identity profile] threnodyjones.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Dunno, your ad is showing a bunch of mangled cars currently, and it's really giving a "This is you" message to those of us reading your conspiracy theory. I think that lends credence to it.

*nods*

[identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. Mine currently has an ad for something called "Wonderland" with the slogan "Play with your friends!" That's innocuous in itself, but the fact that it shows two cartoon chicks pressed together in a heartshaped pool sends a completely different message.

[identity profile] cleothemuse.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Please note – whenever I mention a conspiracy theory, I’m not actually serious.

Oh, good. For a moment, I was worried you were turning into a Ron Paul fan. :D

[identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Shhh... We can't say who we're going to vote for - they are watching... *g*

[identity profile] chattycatsmeow.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm so glad to hear there's a conspiracy because I thought they were only after ME! Good to know everyone's a target. :D

[identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com 2008-10-28 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
They are after us all - every last one of us. :)