cat_77: (napalm)
cat_77 ([personal profile] cat_77) wrote2008-11-03 06:11 pm

In Which Cat's Language Goes to Pot


You know what would be fucking awesome? If fucking 35W turned on some fucking street lights when it got dark. That would fucking rock.

Also, if you're driving in front of me and didn't toss your cigarette butt at my windshield, that'd also rock. If you didn't do it three times in a five mile stretch of stop and go traffic, that would fucking rock that much fucking more. I take small comfort in the fact that, with your obvious chain smoking habit, you won't be around to toss them at me for long, asshole.

Yes, it has been a long day. Yes, the stress of working twice the route of some people is getting to me. No, I really don't think I can take much more before I snap at work.

I am so fucking stressed I'm shaking. This is fucking nuts.


[identity profile] chattycatsmeow.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
I fuckin' hear ya.

::hugs::

[identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry for the venting. My day started with one of the cats pissing on the breakfast table that's been in my family for about 60 years or so. It went downhill from there.

Hugs back, and thanks.

[identity profile] chattycatsmeow.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Venting is good for the sould - and the blood pressure. Normally I say things like "Dang it" or "Dagnabbit" or - if I'm REALLY riled - "Crappity Crap, CRAP!"

However.

When I'm ticked and venting, I swear like a merchant marine with a bad case of Tourrette's. It's very uplifting. :D

[identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Our swearing tends to get creative because of the kids, though, occassionally, E likes to quote Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back with the whole long strong of variations of the word fuck. It's almost liberating.

[identity profile] threnodyjones.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
My boss - I kid you not - says 'crap' is profanity and we are not allowed to use it at work.

[identity profile] 1sweet-petite.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'll just send you a hug. I think you need it.

[identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. It's been... a day.

[identity profile] threnodyjones.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
The universe loves you and wants you to become one with it. Permanently.

And dude: lights. I hear that!

[identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd say the universe could bite me, but I don't want to tempt it on an election night.