At this point, [info]threnodyjones appears to have abandoned me...
Sorry, I'd popped some melatonin and was down for the count. *ahem*
And all the trained hunters being dumber than dirt. But hey, naked red head had to have an appropriately porny gasping for breath death, so it's all good.
*laughs* The father and kid - I wanted to shoot them myself. One of my special 'first-shot-of-the-night-castration-shot' shots. Shotshotshot.
Why didn't they grab the other gun, or the equipment? Seriously, had she slung the bag properly, she would't have lost it. Then again, several shots showed the 'computer' wasn't even on, even the few times it was supposedly working.
Because if she'd slung the bag 'properly' we wouldn't have been able to 'properly' see her perky breasts or shiny lip gloss. And she obviously had a privacy polarizer on her screen - you know, the ones that you can get for your laptops so people on airplanes can't see the porn you're looking at?
Oh good, blonde slut's hair dried perfectly sculpted within seconds but DH's is still stylishly wet.
It was all the sea-salt in her hair. Turned it into shellac. Or something. And DH should always have stylishly wet hair.
They let him steal a tank! Surrounded by agents? You know what that should teach you? To handcuff people.
But he wasn't in the club at that point. The movie has enough plot holes without you helping it.
In summation: Stargate was good to DH.
But do you see what I mean about DH giving it is all, despite being in a classic SciFi Channel movie? I'm kinda said about Sharpe, though. He entertained me.
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Sorry, I'd popped some melatonin and was down for the count. *ahem*
And all the trained hunters being dumber than dirt. But hey, naked red head had to have an appropriately porny gasping for breath death, so it's all good.
*laughs* The father and kid - I wanted to shoot them myself. One of my special 'first-shot-of-the-night-castration-shot' shots. Shotshotshot.
Why didn't they grab the other gun, or the equipment? Seriously, had she slung the bag properly, she would't have lost it. Then again, several shots showed the 'computer' wasn't even on, even the few times it was supposedly working.
Because if she'd slung the bag 'properly' we wouldn't have been able to 'properly' see her perky breasts or shiny lip gloss. And she obviously had a privacy polarizer on her screen - you know, the ones that you can get for your laptops so people on airplanes can't see the porn you're looking at?
Oh good, blonde slut's hair dried perfectly sculpted within seconds but DH's is still stylishly wet.
It was all the sea-salt in her hair. Turned it into shellac. Or something. And DH should always have stylishly wet hair.
They let him steal a tank! Surrounded by agents? You know what that should teach you? To handcuff people.
But he wasn't in the club at that point. The movie has enough plot holes without you helping it.
In summation: Stargate was good to DH.
But do you see what I mean about DH giving it is all, despite being in a classic SciFi Channel movie? I'm kinda said about Sharpe, though. He entertained me.