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cat_77 ([personal profile] cat_77) wrote2007-07-20 08:57 am
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I am so sorry

So, this is what came to mind last night after Hardcore Cider, Bailey's and coffee cheesecake and a trivia quiz at the bar that involved the phrase "Bob Barker's Prostate" as a potential answer.

It is Harry Potter fandom based, but there are no spoilers for the new book or anything.  My current experience in this fandom includes the movies and reading the books to my kids.  Yes, I know there are some bad things out there on the internet.  This may well be one of them.

To the tune of the Dixie Chick's "Goodbye, Earl":

Harry and Ron were the best of friends

All through their Hogwarts’ days

Both members of the Qwiditch club

Both active in the DDA

 

After graduation Harry went out

Lookin’ for a bright new world

Ron looked all around this town

And all he found was Draco

 

Well it wasn’t two weeks after they got together

That Ron started gettin’ abused

He put on dark glasses and long sleeve robes

And shrubwart to cover a bruise

 

Well he finally got the nerve to call for separation

He let the Ministry take it from there

But Draco walked right through the shielding spell

And put him in intensive care

 

Right away Harry flew in on his Nimbus

And took the nearest flue to Ron’s room

He held Ron’s hand as they worked out a plan

And it didn’t take them long to decide

 

That Draco had to die

Goodbye, Draco

That Bumbleroot tea

Tasted all right to me, Drake

You feeling weak?

Why don’t you lay down and sleep, Drake?

Ain’t it dark,

Wrapped up in that tarp, Drake?

 

 

The Ministry came by to bring Draco in

They searched the house high and low

They tipped their wands and said, “Thank you, wizards,

If you hear from him, let us know.”

 

Wells the weeks went by and Spring turned to Summer

And Summer faded into Fall

And it turns out he was a missing person

Who nobody missed at all

 

So the boys bought some land

And a road side stand

Out near Anodyne

They sell horcruxes and maybe rare books

And they don’t lose any sleep at night

 

‘Cause Draco had to die

Goodbye, Draco

We need a break

Let’s go down to the lake, Drake

We’ll pack a lunch

And stuff you in a trunk, Drake

Well, is that all right?

Good.

Let’s go for a ride, Drake

Hey, hey, hey…


Again, I am so sorry.


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