I am so sorry
It is Harry Potter fandom based, but there are no spoilers for the new book or anything. My current experience in this fandom includes the movies and reading the books to my kids. Yes, I know there are some bad things out there on the internet. This may well be one of them.
Harry and Ron were the best of friends
All through their Hogwarts’ days
Both members of the Qwiditch club
Both active in the DDA
After graduation Harry went out
Lookin’ for a bright new world
Ron looked all around this town
And all he found was Draco
Well it wasn’t two weeks after they got together
That Ron started gettin’ abused
He put on dark glasses and long sleeve robes
And shrubwart to cover a bruise
Well he finally got the nerve to call for separation
He let the Ministry take it from there
But Draco walked right through the shielding spell
And put him in intensive care
Right away Harry flew in on his Nimbus
And took the nearest flue to Ron’s room
He held Ron’s hand as they worked out a plan
And it didn’t take them long to decide
That Draco had to die
Goodbye, Draco
That Bumbleroot tea
Tasted all right to me, Drake
You feeling weak?
Why don’t you lay down and sleep, Drake?
Ain’t it dark,
Wrapped up in that tarp, Drake?
The Ministry came by to bring Draco in
They searched the house high and low
They tipped their wands and said, “Thank you, wizards,
If you hear from him, let us know.”
Wells the weeks went by and Spring turned to Summer
And Summer faded into Fall
And it turns out he was a missing person
Who nobody missed at all
So the boys bought some land
And a road side stand
Out near Anodyne
They sell horcruxes and maybe rare books
And they don’t lose any sleep at night
‘Cause Draco had to die
Goodbye, Draco
We need a break
Let’s go down to the lake, Drake
We’ll pack a lunch
And stuff you in a trunk, Drake
Well, is that all right?
Good.
Let’s go for a ride, Drake
Hey, hey, hey…
Again, I am so sorry.