Scratching Post

Title: The Legend of Stabby
Fandom: Shadowhunters
Rating: PG
Length: 1,100 words
Synopsis: All the legends are true, right? Even the drunken, half-assed ones?
Author’s Notes: I needed some fluff to make up for all the angst.
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and am making no profit from this.

Available on AO3.

A little backstory first:
My loving partner wolfie74 recently bought some fish. Amongst them were three guppies who bonded and play with each other constantly. They are all three supposedly male and all three try to do more than play, which led to inappropriate comments, which led to her admitting her and Youngest named the three Arthur, Merlin, and Gwaine, which led to comments on Twitter regarding genderbending, mpreg, animal transformation, and LARP, which led to emeraldteal joining in the fun. Er, this is what happened. Pretty much what it says on the label, sans the "LARP" bit.

Yes, this is what happens when I have been far too stressed from work to write for far too long. Sorry.

Title: Transformative
Genre: Crack, Slash
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: PG-13
Length: 1,600 words
Spoilers: Roughly Series 4 of Merlin, and possibly a tiny bit of the animated Sword in the Stone movie. *wince*
Warnings: Bad taste? Genderbending animal transformation fic with a hint of mpreg?
Synopsis: There are myths, there are legends, and there are tales that go down in the tomes of history. This is most decidedly none of those.
Author’s Notes: I am not sure who I wish to blame more, emeraldteal for encouraging me, or my loving partner and son for deciding to name the guppies Merlin, Arthur, and Gwaine, and then making commentary on the Merlin fish looking pregnant.
Disclaimer: Apologies to Disney and BBC. I do not own these characters and am making no profit from this.

( Transformative )

Feedback is always welcomed, even for this.

So I was filling out my submission for sga_santa and had it all nice and neat and then I got a really bad idea to request only one thing and then I thought I really could not bring myself to force someone else to write this (despite what threnodyjones suggested), so I did it myself.

Title: Administration
Genre: Slash, slightly cracky, Ronon/Woolsey, background Sheppard/McKay
Rating: PG-13
Length: 1,005 words (I’m sorry?)
Season/Spoilers: Season 5
Summary: John happens across something he should not see.
Author’s Notes: I am sorry. It seemed funny at the time. I really am sorry. I’m also not sure whether this should be classified as a “rare pairing” or “needs brain bleach” entry.
Disclaimer: Not mine, the characters and such belong to people with far more money than me. I am making no profit from this.

( Administration )

Feedback is always welcomed. Even for this.

What I Did on My Lunch Break by cat_77.

Per threnodyjones's request, I was supposed to add this to my fic round up. It was originally posted here. I'm also supposed to continue it, but am currently brain dead from my accounts here at work. Anyone want to jump in?

Reposting it here for archiving purposes because you all know I'll forget where I put it otherwise:

Title: John's Concussion Induced Dream and What Went Wrong
Spoilers: Um, everything?
Premise: It's not that the plot and storytelling got screwed up the past few years, it's just that it's all been a horrific, concussion induced dream.
Notes: I need a drink.
Disclaimer: The usual.

Er, needless to say, spoilers for the last ep...

( It's all just a dream... )

Your turn. :)

I seem to have an obsession with bad fics today. Cracky, purposely poorly written prose that makes you want to spork your eyes. Maybe it’s a phase. Maybe it’s because work really and truly sucks today and I can’t concentrate worth crap. Maybe it’s just because it’s fun. I blame threnodyjones. Don’t ask why, I’m sure I’ll think of a reason eventually.

Anyway…

Five Bad Fics I’m Totally Not Writing [SGA Style]

1- Caldwell & Hermiod’s Cross-Galactic, Cross-Species Love Affair
It’s a tale as old as time: Two people from strikingly different backgrounds forced to work together in close quarters for weeks on end. Eventually, the dam has to break and their true desires are revealed.

2- The Bearing Fruit
A native fruit source is inadvertently exposed to an Ancient device, causing the most peculiar reaction: Everyone is pregnant. Everyone. The more fruit they ingest, the faster the gestation time. Unfortunately, it’s not even that easy. Not when a captured Wraith feeds on a father-to-be and finds out just what it’s like to be a Queen.

3- The Dance of Passion
Ronon has a secret, and it’s not just where he hides his knives.

4- Fast Hands, Faster Lips
Just how did Rodney afford all his degrees when the grants ran out? And why is everyone so interested in discovering firsthand just how well he multitasks?

5- Olive Branch
Sheppard inexplicably shows up on a populated planet weeks after being taken from by the Wraith and presumed dead. His memory of the events are foggy, but things start to become clearer when the Hive Queen returns roughly nine month’s later. Will he learn to love little Olive? Or will her Terrible Twos be too much for him (and the rapidly dwindling number of babysitters)?

I had a rather productive week and sank myself to new lows. First, I created an Emo Sheppard manip, possibly complete with wrist-cutting action, and then I wrote Care Bear/SGA porn. Fun times for all.

Edit: to remove f-lock.

Okay, so we were talking about crossover fan fic and the need to properly lable just what you were crossing with what and... yeah...  A rather bad idea came to mind and, me being me, I decided to post it and share with you all...

Crossover of Stargate SG-1/Highlander/Painkiller Jane  [in my defense, my partner really likes Painkiller Jane, so now I know the names]