Why Can't We be Friends?

Okay, so the random people adding me to their f-lists without ever posting anything or replying to anything I've done is fine and dandy. Please note that I may not friend you back right away, or at all. If I have never heard of you or your creations, I might not want them popping up on my f-list, especially since I check this at work and some of the posts appear to be half-naked chicks not put behind cuts - not exactly the thing I should be looking at, if you get my drift.

Yes, if you friend me, there is a 99% chance I will click on your name and check out your site. It may take a bit, but I will probably give it a go to see who you are and all that.

No, I probably will not friend you back if your content would get me in trouble at work. If it is put behind cuts, there's a chance I will...

No, I probably will not friend you back if your content is entirely in a language I do not speak or read. If your journal primarily consists of artwork, there's a chance, but if said artwork is pure porn, that chance diminishes greatly.

No, I will not friend you back if your journal is already deleted or your name has the little line through it meaning it's closed. I truly have no idea how you friended me in the first place and am rather confused by the whole thing.

Yes, there is a good chance I will friend you back if our interests overlap.

Yes, there is a good chance I will friend you back if you are someone who has beliefs similar to my own.

Yes, there is a good chance I will friend you back if you are someone I know from outside the LJ world.

Okay, got that out of my system.

Thank you.

Cat.