Pout

johnnym77 says I can't rip a hole in the space-time continuum to go back and destroy the harmonica before it was ever invented.

Edit: But he does say I can destroy Katy Perry...

Meme! Fake Memories

Snagged from tejas, amongst others:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now,(even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up with.