Office Spaced

Please, for the love of all things sacred and holy, someone give me a fic prompt. I’m stuck at work on a Monday morning that has so far involved E spilling coffee on herself, me breaking a nail (not tragic, just annoying), and the servers going down. I am threatening to write AU office crack!fic – and you know I’ll do it.

Edit: No, actually, I did do it. I’d blame drag_on_king, except I was already writing it when she came over to my desk… Can I blame the fact the printer is now down as well?

Title: Let’s go with the current header of “Office Spaced”
Genre: McShep, AU, Crack
Rating: PG-13

( This is what happens when I get bored... )