SGA - Waste Not, Want Not

So sga_flashfic is having a challenge, as they are wont to do. They named it the Skeevy Ancient Challenge which, of course, made me go to a bad place, as I am wont to do. Er, I'm sorry?

Title: Waste Not, Want Not
Genre: Mostly Gen, tiny bit of McShep if you squint the way I do.
Length: ~ 2150 words
Rating: PG-13 for language
Synopsis: The Ancients had contingency plans for this. [Skeevy Ancients Challenge]
Warning: Possibility of crack, language, discussions of masturbation.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, people with a lot of money do. I’m just borrowing them to play and making no profit from this.

Hangs head and runs away...

Edit: Also, after it was pointed out to me, this takes place Season One, after Hot Zone, making the assumption Ford went through with the therapy.

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