I was going through back posts at the noticeboard, looking for something I hadn't read and OMG! I think I love you for this-it's a fucked up and highly dysfunctional love, but still...

This weirdly reminds me of a due South/Red Green crossover I read years ago where Turnbull vacations in Possum Lake and manages to get it on with almost everyone, including complete headcase Ranger Gord. The feedback was along the lines of 'OMG, you slashed Ranger Gord, you totally win!' I'm not calling Woolsey a headcase, but OMG, you slashed Woolsey! Here is the internet. It's yours now. Use it in good health.