Why, LJ? Why?

[cat_77]

Ad at the bottom of my page today:

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[threnodyjones.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE RAY Y IS THE COOLEST RAY EVER AND RAY X SUCKS ROTTEN BUFFALO CHIPS THAT HAVE MARINATED IN DEAD SLUG SLIME!

Even LJ advertisers think so!!

[cat-77.livejournal.com]

ONLY BECAUSE IT IS TO SAVE HIS LOVED ONE'S LIFE AND RAY Y IS TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO DO SO! THAT'S LOVE, BABY! A LOVE RAY Y WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND!!!

Okay, seriously, no one is going to know what the hell this is about due to the original entry being in a locked post...

Also, HEE!

[dreamscape20.livejournal.com]

Because LJ is a fan of Lady Cottington's Pressed Fairies.

Save the Fairies!!!!!!!!!!!

[cat-77.livejournal.com]

But we only did that one skit at CONvergence about smushing the fairies in a book, honest! Though we did win an award for it once the judges picked themselves up off the table, so...