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SPAM
I get a lot of spam mail each day in my inbox. Yea, I'm sure there's a way to cut it down. No, I haven't found it yet.
Lately, I've been getting fake MSNBC updates. The first few would have probably made the normal persn pause on them, stuff about Cannes films and police and such. The new ones... Whoever came up with these deserves an award.
The following are actual headers/subject lines I received that sent me giggling:
"And We Now Return to the Subject of Jennifer Anniston's Breasts"
"Michael Jackson is a hermaprodite. Watch the video."
"Microsoft's AntiSpyware Tool Removes Internet Explorer"
"Army Relent On Shooting Live Pigs In Training Exercise - Will Shoot Illegal Immigrants Instead"
"Bulimia Not The Same As Being A Greedy Bastard, Say Doctors"
"Mccain Says Unsure If Obama A Secret Hippopotamus"
"Bush And Mccain Dance Ballet"
"Europe's Most Wanted Man Discovered Living With Smurfs"
"Bush, Cheney To Co-Star In 'Flip This White House'"
No idea if I will find this as funny in the morning but, after a week of averaging 3-4 hours a sleep a night (if I'm lucky), I felt the need to share.
Lately, I've been getting fake MSNBC updates. The first few would have probably made the normal persn pause on them, stuff about Cannes films and police and such. The new ones... Whoever came up with these deserves an award.
The following are actual headers/subject lines I received that sent me giggling:
"And We Now Return to the Subject of Jennifer Anniston's Breasts"
"Michael Jackson is a hermaprodite. Watch the video."
"Microsoft's AntiSpyware Tool Removes Internet Explorer"
"Army Relent On Shooting Live Pigs In Training Exercise - Will Shoot Illegal Immigrants Instead"
"Bulimia Not The Same As Being A Greedy Bastard, Say Doctors"
"Mccain Says Unsure If Obama A Secret Hippopotamus"
"Bush And Mccain Dance Ballet"
"Europe's Most Wanted Man Discovered Living With Smurfs"
"Bush, Cheney To Co-Star In 'Flip This White House'"
No idea if I will find this as funny in the morning but, after a week of averaging 3-4 hours a sleep a night (if I'm lucky), I felt the need to share.