Hee! Bad Fic!

[cat_77]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chronicles of Narnia and My Little Pony.
The story should use anorexia as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator

Okay, so I took this as an actual challenge because really, it amused me way too much.


Sparkles was depressed as she watched the Kings and Queens ride off on her brothers and sisters yet again. Why did they never choose her? Sure she was different, not everyone had rainbow confetti tattooed on their ass, but Apple Blossom had a flower and the Queen took her out just yesterday.

She stared at herself in the mirror, looking this way and that, trying to figure out just why they never chose her. Then it hit her: Maybe it was not the confetti, but the ass it was tattooed on. Maybe it was just too big.

She thought of the others, the ones that were chosen, and how sleek and slim they all were. At that moment, she resolved to lose the weight, and in the quickest way she knew how. Staring longingly at the sugar cubes and bale of hay in her stall, she shook her head and walked away. She would be thin if it was the last thing she did; then and only then would the Kings and Queens love her like all the others.


**Please Note** No My Little Ponies were harmed in the making of this fic.