Dear Coworkers

For the love of all things sacred and holy, turn down your damn music!

I understand people liking a certain song or a certain group and listening to it more than a bit louder in the car or at home. We are a cube farm at a financial institution. This is not the place to be rocking out to whatever genre of music you want to listen to.

For fuck's sake, have some respect and turn it down.
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Giggle

A conversation about one of our other departments at work:

Me: Seriously, how stupid do you think they are at this point?
DK: Give me a scale.
Me: Out of 10. Personally, I’m thinking a 14.
DK: 12.5
MR: 15. I think they can and have done damage to others based on what I’ve seen.
DK: I think they could do damage to rocks based on what I’ve seen.

SPAM

I get a lot of spam mail each day in my inbox. Yea, I'm sure there's a way to cut it down. No, I haven't found it yet.

Lately, I've been getting fake MSNBC updates. The first few would have probably made the normal persn pause on them, stuff about Cannes films and police and such. The new ones... Whoever came up with these deserves an award.

( Subject lines for the win! )

No idea if I will find this as funny in the morning but, after a week of averaging 3-4 hours a sleep a night (if I'm lucky), I felt the need to share.