Five Bad Fics I’m Totally Not Writing - SG-1 Style

[cat_77]

To bookend the previous post...

Five Bad Fics I’m Totally Not Writing [SG-1 Style]

1- Jumping Jack Flashed
Okay, so maybe he shouldn’t have played with that little idol thingy on Daniel’s desk... but why is everyone on base suddenly damn near humping his leg and stripping down in front of him? It's really not *that* warm on the base. And really, that was a side of Hammond he could have gone without seeing. Ever.

2- The Gods Must Be Crazy
The Trust have unleashed a new virus upon the System Lords, making them even more insane than usual. Now they are dictating Jaffa dress codes and worrying about color schemes instead of defending their fleets. It would be a prime time to attack, if everyone who ever had a symbiote in them didn’t suddenly start painting the Gate Room to coordinate with the new curtains.

3. The Milky Way vs. the SGC
The planets of the Milky Way have banded together to file a class action lawsuit against the SGC for delinquent child support. Hammond finally discovers just what all those secret welcoming rituals were all about.

4. Shar'e and Shar'e Alike
Ba'al's not the first one to play with cloning. Apparently Apophis made back-up copies of his perfect mate and now Daniel has to explain to Good Father why he can't be Good Husband to them all. Shar'e numbers 1 through 7 beg to disagree.

5. There's No Place Like Home
Daniel needs a shave, Sam hates gingham, Teal'c's emblem seems a bit more all-encompassing, and Jack's living the dream.

Comments

[1sweet-petite.livejournal.com]

I'd love to see you write #4. I'm a Jack/Daniel shipper, but Daniel/Shar'e will always have a special place in my heart. (Forever in a Day made me cry like a baby.)

[cat-77.livejournal.com]

See, now I would be torn between making it deathly serious and dramatic and, more than likely, having the clones die at the end due to a genetic defect to bring the angst, or, alternatively, completely cracking it out with the clones running Daniel's life and showing up at the most inopportune times and Good Father insisting on a marriage ceremony for them all and maybe them all being in total competition for him and... yeah... :)