Crossovers Gone Wrong

[cat_77]

Okay, so we were talking about crossover fan fic and the need to properly lable just what you were crossing with what and... yeah...  A rather bad idea came to mind and, me being me, I decided to post it and share with you all...

Crossover of Stargate SG-1/Highlander/Painkiller Jane  [in my defense, my partner really likes Painkiller Jane, so now I know the names]

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Agent Jane Vasco looked over to her commander, and asked, "You sure he's the Neuro?"

 

Andre shook his head.  "We're not sure which one of them it is, or if there's a third one controlling them, only that whoever it is has a lot of power.  Both of the men you see before you have suffered what should have been fatal injuries, but both lived to tell their tales."

 

Maureen smirked as she took in the two men walking towards the unimaginatively named Joe's Bar.  "At least they’re better looking than most of what we get stuck with."

 

Jane just rolled her eyes.  She stood up from her position crouched behind their truck and moved to follow the two men to their destination when she nearly doubled over in pain.

 

"Vasco?  Are you okay?" McBride demanded.

 

"Yeah," she waved him off.  "Just got this terrible headache out of nowhere.  It's going away though."

 

As the team dealt with one of their own, they ignored the men across the street, missing the contemplative pause of the taller man.

 

"Adam, are you okay?" his friend asked.

 

The older man shrugged away the concern.  "Sorry, Daniel, thought I sensed someone.  I'm sure it was nothing."  He shook his head as if to clear it.  "So, you were wondering about some of the goings on in Ancient Egypt?  Some of the things I saw you would never believe."

 

Doctor Jackson opened the door for the man currently known as Adam Pierson, but occasionally known by his true moniker of Methos.  "Try me," he dared with a smile.