SGA: Gate Ministry Out Takes

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The following are three little snippets from the Jill/Mer universe.  The first two are related to the first story, Alternate Oddities, and the final one may or may not blow up into something bigger someday.  There is another, far more serious fic I am working on and hope to have done by the weekend.  We’ll see how that works out…

 

 

Genre:  AU, genderswitch, McShep

Rating:  probably R overall

Disclaimer:  I don’t own them, people with a lot of money do.  I’m just borrowing them to play and making no profit from the experience.

 

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“You still really can’t get over it, can you?” Sheppard teased.

 

McKay made a face.  “Do you mean the shock of the sight of us with breasts or the sight of their shock we had dicks?” he asked scathingly.

 

“Both,” John said cheerily, popping one of the Athosian not-grapes into his mouth.

 

“It’s worse than that,” Rodney lamented, stealing a handful of the tasty treat from his plate. 

 

“How can it be worse?” John questioned.

 

“Jill was hot and she wasn’t even blonde,” Rodney complained.

 

John choked on the not-grape for a moment before swallowing it down.  “If you say Meredith was hot, your narcissism has reached new heights and I will leave you,” he warned.

 

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McKay breathed slowly, feeling the waves of pleasure build.  “Oh, John!”

 

Jill responded by removing her fingers and lightly biting the inner thigh of her giggling lover.

 

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“No.”

 

“I’m simply suggesting...”

 

Jill interrupted the scientist before she could get going again.  “You’re simply suggesting using a piece of alien technology to bring your alternate self here to get me knocked up,” she grit out.

 

Mer was undeterred.  “The device works like the Quantum Mirror so, like the mirror, alternate versions of myself would not be able to survive in this universe for long before entropic cascade failure began.  Seeing how my sperm doesn’t exist in this universe, what with me being a woman and everything, there really shouldn’t be a problem.”

 

“I can’t believe that we’re talking about your alternate universe sperm as a valid fertility method,” Jill groaned, burying her head in her arms to stop herself from banging it on the table.

 

“To be on the safe side, we would want to make sure it was one with the Y chromosomes, just in case...” Mer was continuing, oblivious to Sheppard’s exasperation.  “You wouldn’t mind a little boy, would you?”

 

Jill shook her head, not quite lifting it up enough to breathe properly as she snarked, “We could name him Rodney Jonathon, and he would be as much of an arrogant ass as his father and surrogate mother and why the hell does it have to be me breeding and not you?”  At the last, she made sure her eyes were visible so McKay could see her glare.

 

Meredith seemed completely unfazed by her attitude, which was usual.  She blatantly stole a cookie from her tray while explaining, “Technically, it would be both of us breeding because it would be my genes too, just alternate genes and you’d just be the one carrying the child.  And really, the Gate Ministry has wonderful programs for officers who decide to have families: time off, health care, guarantee of no loss of position...”

 

“You researched this?” Sheppard asked incredulously.

 

“Of course,” McKay scoffed.  “I didn’t want to risk them bringing you back to Earth or anything.”

 

“Because it’s so much safer to have a child in galaxy with life-sucking vampires...”

 

“One more ZedPM and we’ll have a fully shielded city and full weapons capability,” Mer waived off her concerns.

 

“That’s all?” Jill asked sarcastically.

 

“Well, considering the last one was found on a top shelf of a storage closet in what appears to be the nursery, I’m not as concerned any more,” Mer shrugged.  “Speaking of nurseries, I was thinking more of a green and yellow theme, less gender-specific colors, and of course we’ll need...”

 

Jill tuned her out, finally giving into the urge to bang her head against the table, ignoring the cries of, “Brain damage!  Brain damage!  Think of the baby!”

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